I’m Richard Mortier or, more commonly, mort. I’m a University Lecturer in NetOS, part of the Systems Research Group in the Cambridge University Computer Laboratory. Until Dec/2014 I was a lecturer with the Horizon Digital Economy Research Institute at the University of Nottingham School of Computer Science. I can be contacted by email (preferred) at richard.mortier@cl.cam.ac.uk, or by phone on +44 (0)1223 334419. I am online at Twitter and Github. My Erdős number appears to be 3.