Selected Personal Memories of my Life with Helmut: Served as Facts in Homeopathic Doses and Highly Diluted with Fiction and Nonsense

In the context of this special issue of the Israel Journal of Chemistry on the occasion and in honor of the 80(th) birthday of Prof. Helmut Schwarz, this article takes aim at some selected personal and occasionally fancifully embellished reminiscences from decades of interaction of the jubilarian with members of his research group.